May 22, 2013

i think shelby feels betrayed cuz we are being friendly to the enemy (birds)

she’s just sitting in the livingr oom pouting at everything

1 notes #chocolate life #suddenly pigeon

May 22, 2013

I wonder if people notice that I wear the same pair of jeans literally all the time.

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May 22, 2013

every time i get kind of down on life i remember that vastderp is a thing on tumblr and then i stop being sad because how could you be sad when such awesome exists

#vastderp #this has been a text post #flawless human beings

May 22, 2013

animal control my nigga

yeah probably i’m waiting for my dad to get home and then i’m gonna make him deal with it

May 22, 2013

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it.  That’s it right there.

(via oddpicturesoddpeople)

22758 notes #feminism #sexism #misogynist fuckery

May 22, 2013

thre3f:

Bambi, Sheep and Cow Chairs by kamina&C

21 notes #omfg #that's adorable

May 22, 2013

mom found a pigeon floating in our pool and thought it was dead so she fished it out and nope

turns out the dude’s still alive, but he’s definitely not well

he can breathe but he can’t really move so now we just have a pigeon sitting on a net just chilling by the spa

i have no idea what to do with him

1 notes #chocolate life #suddenly pigeon

May 22, 2013

adventuretime:

Time to chuck the Matisse and Renoir into the closet, honey, because we’re buying all seven of these new Adventure Time title card art prints from Mighty Fine. 

welovefineshirts:

It’s not quite summer yet, so you still have time for spring cleaning… and REDECORATING! And if you’re an Adventure Time fan you’ve gotta check out our category today - we just added SEVEN new art prints from the show’s episode title cards, including ‘Wizard’, ‘The Creeps’, ‘Death In Bloom’ and MORE! These incredible fan-favorite designs are on high-quality paper stock suitable for framing and will look totally rhombus on your walls! 

Come and get your Episode Title Card prints NOW!

2231 notes #adventure time #SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

May 22, 2013

thetommohawk:

shugarskull:

I see lots of people posting stuff from the pokemon fusion app but how about a pokemon game that lets you fuze pokemon from 5 generations and actually train and battle them?

http://pokemonfusion.wikia.com/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Fusion_Generation_Wiki

Play thissss!! 

ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS EXISTS?! 

6639 notes #HOT DAMN #reference #pokemon

May 22, 2013

“[W]hen we launch in a territory the Bittorrent traffic drops as the Netflix traffic grows. So I think people do want a great experience and they want access – people are mostly honest. The best way to combat piracy isn’t legislatively or criminally but by giving good options. One of the side effects of growth of content is an expectation to have access to it. You can’t use the internet as a marketing vehicle and then not as a delivery vehicle.”

Ted Sarandos, Chief Content Officer at Netflix (via laliberty)

Look, someone who gets it.

(via knitmeapony)

6526 notes #yes thank #bless

May 22, 2013

just-the-right-guy:

Neil Gaiman everyone. 

6198 notes #flawless human beings

May 22, 2013

noon:

i dont think you guys understand the level of pain

12699 notes #aksdfjlksdjlk #oh man #SO THERE JAPAN ISN'T PERFECT

116 notes #BABE ALERT

May 22, 2013

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

(Source: dyinglolita)

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